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THE ROMAN EMPIRE
Ciao!~ I am 'a the great Sir Roman Empire. But you can'a call me Augustus.
Everypony who knows their history has learned about 'a my glorious legacy!
Don't 'a tell me that you haven't 'a heard of me, it would be so sad.
Ohh, I just 'a love beautiful mares, fighting, music, drinking, and art!
But what I love most of all are my two grandsons, Italy and Romano.
They're so cute, especially Italy! Ahaha... so cute...